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"Why don't blind people bungee jump? Cuz' it scares the fuck out of the dogs!"
"How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh? It weighs *Won-ton*"
"I can remember my first day at school The teacher looked at me during register and asked, ""Are you chewing?"" I said, ""No, chewing is probably one of the foreign kids, my name is David."""
"*trying to awkwardly start a conversation with my barber* I ALSO like scissors."
"Turns out, telemarketers don't like it when 5 year olds answer the phone and tell them princess Ariel stories."
"I have a fifth sense when it comes to smells."
"What do peasants do in their spare time? They serf"
"Where does a Martian go for a drink? A Mars Bar"
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot."