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Joke of the Day
"I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago... ...and so far all it's been doing is gathering dust."
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"Since the amazing rescue of the sailor found at sea after 66 days ........ ........... is there any news on the tiger, hyena, zebra and orangutan?"
"A woman walks into a beauty salon and asks the beautician, can you make me look like Kim Kardashian? Beautician says: you want me to put a black cock in your mouth?"
"How do you know Mexicans and African Americans are similar?? Once you know Juan you know Jamal"
"Many people are surprised to hear I'm married because I scream it at them as I descend from their broken skylight in the dead of night."
"no the princiPAL is not my PAL he's an ass wipe who called my mom and told her to buy me a bra because my big smelly tits upset him"
"In London Homosexuals pay gigolos in pounds and get the change in pennies."
"I hate when girls say, ""you probably say that to every girl."" don't you use the same resume when applying to different jobs?"
"Me: *nervous giggle* Goodbyes are so awkward. Like do I go in for a kiss or what? Drive-thru attendant: Please just take your food, sir."
"Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper? A: Michael Jackson's hand !!"