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Joke of the Day

"Remember don't judge, you never know what another person is going through Unless they're constantly oversharing on Facebook, then go ahead"

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"[as one million ants are carrying me out of my bed to toward their cavern to eat me alive] please let me feed my neopets first"
"I don't have shower thoughts. They're against my religion. I'm a Bathtist."
"Scared the postman by going to the door naked. I'm not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived."
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing they are both stuck up bitches."
"whats the difference between my driveway and 14 year old daughter? ... I pull out of my driveway"
"Your momma is so fat... But I still fucked her."
"If you love something set it on fire. If it doesn't die, you have a dragon."
"A bodybuilder asks a doctor for a pill that will enhance his muscles and increase the size of his penis and tan his skin Here, I'll prescribe you some testostyrone"
"I just saw a guy with leather pants get out of an IROC-Z. I wanted to say ""Welcome to the future, traveler. You're going to love it here!"""