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Joke of the Day
"What kind of murderer has moral fiber? A cereal killer."
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"Why was the kitchen full of awkward sexual tension? Because the pot never called the kettle back."
"It is NOT acceptable to lift up the back of a woman's shirt to look at her lower back tattoo, even if you're at Walmart... I know that now"
"My wife is terrified of thunderstorms. The banging outside the window is horrendous, but if we let her in she'll just get the dog all wet."
"I'm terrible at directions Fuck me, left!"
"My house is the only one on our street with Christmas lights up I guess the rest of the neighbours are a bunch of Jews"
"Two ninjas were having an argument Two ninjas were arguing over which one was the better ninja. The first says, ""Man, you can't even throw a ninja star."" The second ninja says, ""Shuriken."""
"I'll never forget what my grandad said before he kicked the bucket ""Watch me kick that bucket"""
"Dad Dragon: If we weren't supposed to eat them they wouldn't come w plates and toothpicks now finish ur damn knight Teen Dragon: I hate you"
"An invisible man marries an invisible woman... The kids were nothing to look at either."