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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between a suicide bomber and a hooker..?? Nothing.. They like to blow.."
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"What is the national bird of Afghanistan? The Boeing 757"
"Who's the idiot who named the song 'The Sound of Silence' and not"
"While commemorating my father's various physical feats, one friend asked if he was ""shredded"". He was cremated. :("
"Helen Hunt but only when Helen hungry."
"My friend sure changed when she became a vegetarian... (fixed) I mean, she never actually told me she was a vegetarian. But they say you are what you eat. And now she's a vegetable."
"Girls call me ugly until they find out how much money I have Then they call me ugly and poor"
"if I was a Trucker, I'd wanna' be 1978 macho karate knowin', funny CB-radio trucker, Not the 2010 meth-addled, restroom-gay-sex,herpes-type."
"What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person? You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message."
"Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo? They only had two vans"