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Joke of the Day

"White people sure do love generalizations."

"So I discovered that one of my herbs went off today. It was just a matter of thyme. xxx"

"When is a door not a door? When it's a jar. (Doctor Who knew how to pun in the 60's)"

"Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue? Because it's not going anywhere."

"ok that's baby's 17th word *opens baby journal* so far we've got flerch, yarf, veerm... honey has it occured to you our kid is an idiot"

"What is gay pride? A group of homosexual lions"

"What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary? An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names..."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay strip club Knock! Knock! *who's there?* The chicken."

"Blonde Joke of the day Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see."" :-D"

"I would love to insult you... but that would be beyond the level of your intelligence."