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Joke of the Day
"So I discovered that one of my herbs went off today. It was just a matter of thyme. xxx"
Next Joke
"I thought I really understood what I was thinking, and then I spoke."
"I was gonna tell a gay joke... butt fuck it."
"*doesn't look up from phone* I do"
"What do you call a weird Russian? Off-Putin."
"What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising? Pants."
"Kentucky Derby trivia - Why don't female jockeys shave their pussies? They like their fur long! I'll show myself out..."
"What do you call a young Jewish girl who solves mysteries? Nance Hebrew"
"There was a man watering his garden across the street at night. At first I thought he was pissing outside but after a realized he wasnt I said ""I thought you were peeing"" he said ""no I'm Chinese"""
"At home I have an Old Sleeping Bag Hope she doesn't wake up."