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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay vegetarian? A vegetarian."
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"I've developed a phobia of elevators. I'm taking steps to avoid them."
"The Night's Watch opens a drinking establishment to attract new brothers. They call it the Crow Bar."
"This month is called ""February,"" that stuff is called ""snow"" and unless you live in what's called the ""tropics,"" drop the shock and awe."
"Three maxi pads walk up to a bar... ...a large, medium and a small one. Which one is the first to say something to the bartender? None of them, they're all stuck up cunts."
"If there isn't a Chinese millionaire that's changed their name to Cha Ching, then I don't see the point of money."
"OneTwoTheee cat and UnDuTwa cat had a swimming race. OneTwoThree cat won... Because UnDuTwa cat sank. I'll see myself out."
"chinese name joke what do you call a drunk chinese schoolgirl? sum yung fun."
"How did the Haji find the goat in the tall grass? Satisfying"
"Sometimes when I'm sad, I'll go to the park and, from a distance, look thru my thumb and index finger and begin squishing people's heads..."