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Joke of the Day
"What are your most hilarious jokes if you dont know your opposite person?"
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"I'm going to save my resolution for 2015, I think I want to be an asshole for another year."
"Two chimps are in the bath One says ""ooh oooh eek eek"" The other one says ""well put some cold water in then!"""
"EAT becomes FAT If you don't draw the line."
"I heard there are strength in numbers... Try telling that to 6,000,000 Jews"
"[at wedding] Is there any reason why these two shouldn't be wed? * me yelling * SHE THINKS WOLVERINE COULD BEAT PREDATOR *pianist vomits*"
"My friend said to me ""I don't understand why all smokers don't just vaporize?"" ... ""A little harsh don't ya think?"" I replied."
"What's the best thing to put into a pie Your teeth."
"Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose."
"What did Edward Snowden say when he bumped into Barack Obama? Pardon me"