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Joke of the Day
"How do you break up with a farmer long-distance? A John Deere letter."
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"*gives you the finger*gives you the spleen*gives you the bones*gives you all the other parts* Now build me a girlfriend like you promised."
"That awkward sexual tension when everyone leaves the kitchen and you're left all alone with a chocolate cake."
"Two nuns in an alleyway Two nuns were walking down an alleyway when a flasher jumps out. The first nun had a stroke but the second couldn't reach."
"Can Bernie Sanders recover? From his devastating win in Michigan?"
"What the heck does the ""z"" in ""LOLZ"" mean.... ""Laugh Out Loud.... Zebras?"
"A Banana and a Vibrator are sitting on a bedside table the banana says ""I dont know why YOU'RE shaking, she's gonna fucking eat ME"""
"I'm already getting anxious over Christmas due to my Santa Claustrophobia-the fear of being smothered in an elevator by a crowd of Santas."
"I don't think it's called USA anymore, but DSA... The Divided States of America."
"Two silkworms are are racing each other... And they ended up in a tie."