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Joke of the Day
"How do you break up with a farmer long-distance? A John Deere letter."
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"A 3 legged dog walking into an Old West bar. He says... I'm lookin for the man that shot my Paw."
"The Obama Administration just created 100 million jobs @ Dell and Comcast by cutting power in India."
"What do you call a cow masturbating in an open field? Beef-Stroke-Anoff"
"Why is there no 'Hot girls' guide to getting laid'? My phone number won't fill up an entire book."
"What's the most insensitive nickname you can give a person with diabetes? Sweet Pee"
"A smile every mile will get you further faster but if that doesn't work, carjacking does."
"Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters? She had never learned to spell properly."
"What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Just trying to fit in."
"I was constipated today and cursed my butt with an appropriate word Asshole."