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Joke of the Day
"My wife called me crazy... CALLED"
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"A politician set out to create the most jobs Crime creates lots of jobs - police, insurance, repairs, medical if its violent crime, lawyers... and so was born the criminal nature of politicians."
"Just made a deal with the devil. I got a PS2, half a box of white wine and an autographed photo of George Bush in exchange for my Kia Soul."
"A gay black guy, a Jewish midget and a gypsy jump off the Empire State Building at the same time. Who hits the ground first? Who gives a shit?"
"What type music should you practice before doing something dangerous? Safety measures."
"Reporter: are you nervous about the fight? Me nervously: no Reporter: he said he's going to 'rip your heart out' Me crying: but I need it"
"Why did the baker have brown hands? He kneaded a poo"
"Q: What did the cow say to the masked robber? A: Moo."
"Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough."
"Did some stand up at a bird sanctuary... They were eating out of the palm of my hands."