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Joke of the Day
"What type music should you practice before doing something dangerous? Safety measures."
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"My therapist says I should stop breaking into his house to tell him all my problems ... and also that he's not a therapist ."
"[NSFW] Who did the gay porn actor thank when he got an award? His penis for all the shit I went through and all his ass for all the dicks it dealt with."
"Roses are red.... Violets are blue-ish, If it weren't for Christmas, we'd all be Jewish!"
"If women could change one thing about the penis it would be the man."
"Why did the hippie drown? Because he was too far out, man."
"My girlfriend and I are thinking about adopting a dog because we've had no luck trying to have one naturally."
"women sure love never chilling the fuck out"
"Given my love of animals and hatred of housework, I predict my cause of death will be choking on a fur ball."
"Wife: Your PMS jokes aren't funny. Me: I can't help it, they just flow out of my mouth. Wife: ... Me: Fine. No more. Period. Wife: *eyeroll*"