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Joke of the Day
"What type music should you practice before doing something dangerous? Safety measures."
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"What do you call gay couple? TOGAYTHER"
"Gay men are so mean. They're all fucking assholes."
"Where do bears go after smoking some weed? Hibearnation"
"My friend Dave told me this joke about Hillary Clinton yesterday... I was just wondering if anyone here has heard from him?"
"Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian? Because he's never Finnish."
"I'll have a club sandwich on rye. Hold the mayo. Cuddle the mustard. Whisper soft words of confidence to the lettuce. Make love to the onion"
"I went to a space museum, because they where having a prize drawing for a car. I didn't win the car but they gave me a constellation prize."
"""Are we going the right way, Yoda?"" ""Off course, we are!"" Happy May 4th everyone"
"NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars Early pictures show no sign of ESPN, beer, or porn. This should be sufficient proof that men aren't from Mars."