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Joke of the Day

"Just made a deal with the devil. I got a PS2, half a box of white wine and an autographed photo of George Bush in exchange for my Kia Soul."

"My grandmother told me the secret to staying thin is.......if it tastes good spit it out."

"Why can't melons get married? Because they cantaloupe."

"The first time I made love to Kate I thought of my late wife, Susan. I thought, this'll teach her to be late"

"How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome? Pull down its genes."

"Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women won't go near anything that's not 20% off."

"How do you know a car is from Poland? The Polish."

"Why-Fi: The existential Internet connection."

"TEBOW FEVER!! I haven't seen this many people following a white bronco since OJ!!!!! Ba-ha-ha!!"

"if pointing out racism makes me a racist, then i'm going to start pointing out millionaires."