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Joke of the Day

"Best joke ever Your karma score."

"I try to say at least one bad thing about somebody after they die just to counter all the compliments they're getting."

"""OEDIPUS!"" Oedipus' mother screamed. ""I'M COMING!"" Oedipus screamed back. ""So soon?"""

"A man came to my door today, and asked if I would donate to building the community pool So I gave him a glass of water"

"A Smart car Zoomed past me And vanished into a pothole"

"When I get mad I count down from ten out loud. I was arrested, the cops thought I was a bomb"

"What is the internet's predominant religion? Cat-holic-ism. Meow!"

"Teacher: in this class you should love logarithms. Student: what if they don't reciprocate? Sorry for the bad math joke... but it was just too good."

"I heard One Direction released a new album recently... ...it's titled ""Ray"""

"Why did the chicken cross OP's mother? ."