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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross OP's mother? ."
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"Have you heard of the musical condoms? They started a rubber band."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopuss"
"How ironic is it that gay marriage is legal, but conservatives are the ones getting butthurt?"
"What do you call it when a criminal goes down an elevator? A con descending."
"""We've been doing this for years, I simply can't be bothered thinking up another long scientific name. Drink?"" - people who named the fly."
"Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant? Because he was Messi"
"Did you hear about that rich kid who got a car for his birthday? He drove it into a tree to see how his Mercedes bends."
"My cat was looking for a place to sleep today, all she kneaded was my lap."
"What do you call it when Einstein faps? A stroke of genius."