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Joke of the Day

"When I was a kid my English teacher looked my way and said, ""name two pronouns."" I said, "" who, me?"""

"CONSERVE ENERGY: How would you feel if someone turned you on and then left?"

"Dear LOL, Thanks for being there for me when times get awkward. Sincerely, I have nothing else to say"

"Happy fathers day... ... you motherfucker"

"Security signs that begin with ""For your protection..."" essentially end with ""...we will restrict freedoms & invade privacy"""

"People keep talking about the new Star Wars trailer. In my day, Star Wars had SPACESHIPS!"

"A naked woman robbed a bank Nobody could remember her face"

"What is a hipster's favorite candy? Rolos."

"Whats the difference between fridge and a 14 year old boy? The Fridge dosen't cry when you put the meat in"

"Who the hell decided to say ""No Butt Sex"" Instead of Ignoranus"