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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing about a dead baby? The aftertaste."
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"ME: i'd like to get rid of all this PERSONAL TRAINER: you're just making like one sweeping gesture around your entire body ME: and my head"
"Did you hear about the half-assed hitman? He assinated his targets."
"Knock knock... Who's there? *sigh* Mormons..."
"What present did the kid with no hands get? Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet."
"What if Forrest Gump's e-mail password? 1Forrest1 ...yeah we all saw that one coming."
"I asked my wife to tell me something that would make me laugh and cry at the same time... Apparently out of all my friends I have the biggest dick."
"I just got back from the battered women's shelter... Boy are my arms tired!"
"""I've been trying to recapture my lost youth... I really need to get that cellar door fixed."" ^^^^^^. ^^^^^^^. Gary Delaney."
"Once you've seen an Elephant attacked by a lion... You've seen a maul."