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Joke of the Day

"ME: i'd like to get rid of all this PERSONAL TRAINER: you're just making like one sweeping gesture around your entire body ME: and my head"

"What do you call a potato that looks like Hitler? A dick-tator."

"Polish Ice Hockey tragedy The whole team drowned during spring training"

"Have you read GANDOLF'S new book about GENDER identity? It's great! It's called ""YOU SHALL NOT PASS"""

"My doctor gave me six months to live. When I couldn't pay my bill, he gave me another six months."

"The head of the 2016 Somali Olympic squad has apologized to officials on behalf of their team... ...after realizing shooting and sailing were two separate events."

"If God made everything... Is God Chinese?"

"Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ? Pupil: Well yes he borrowed my pen !"

"A shrinking man walks into a doctors office. The receptionist says, ""you'll have to be a little patient""."

"I went to a restaurant last night and had the Wookie steak... It was a little Chewy..."