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Joke of the Day
"A beautiful girl looks good in the background of her smart friend."
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"One quality im not looking for in a potential partner is the ability to maintain a virtual farm"
"""Shit, I have to go."" - Yoda, Jedi Master Humorist, iChat"
"[describing a chair] it's like a swing without all the drama"
"Where do people send crazy cigarettes? To the menthol institution"
"I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9 The odds were against me."
"Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG? Batman"
"What did Haley Joel Osment find at the top of Mt. Everest? Icy Dead People"
"Sometimes I just start counting and hope the person talking to me will go hide."
"Always borrow money from a pessimist They never expect it back"