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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst thing about getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go inside to ask for a coat hanger."

"What do you call a dad joke in Jamaica? Dreadful."

"Mary had a little lamb. ...and she was delicious!"

"TIL ISIS is a global Bloods vs. Crips. Title"

"What do you call a constipated Benedict Cumberbatch? No Shit Sherlock"

"What was the burglar doing in Wayne Manor? He was Robin."

"What's the difference between young girls and photographs? After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop."

"I like my coffee like I like my women From a third world country and covered in cream"

"Either Chewbacca is in the next stall or someone needs to start adding green leafy vegetables to their diet."

"*slowly pulls up in a car next to you when ur walking on the sidewalk* ""why did u favorite that instead of retweeting it?"""