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Joke of the Day
"Why did the tree keep getting grounded? Because it was s knotty pine!"
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"What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes? bleotch!!"
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking! jk... rolling"
"Inception [2010, Psychological thriller] a group of people fall asleep - 148 mins"
"There's awkward, and then there's listening to a man try to have a conversation with his hairdresser."
"I heard Oscar Pistorius had a hard time finding a lawyer for his murder trial... they kept saying he didn't have a leg to stand on."
"Baby you were beautiful Until your Photoshop 30 days trial expired"
"""LOOK AT ME, I'M AN ASSHOLE!"" - People in yellow cars."
"Two hipsters walked into a bar. One did it before it was cool and the second did it ironically."
"Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert? Cus they are always stuffed."