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Joke of the Day
"Why did the tree keep getting grounded? Because it was s knotty pine!"
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"Femenist Social studies... Why did the femenist fail her social studies class? She didn't wanna learn his story...."
"""One man's trash is another man's treasure."" is one way to tell your kid that they're adopted."
"So there are 2 fish in a tank... And one says to the other: ""Hey, how do you drive this thing??"""
"Ebola has mutated! reports are coming in that the Ebola virus has mutated and become exponentially worse, in light of this mutation the virus will be renamed the Hyperbola Virus"
"Renewing public sector is like moving a graveyard. You won't get much help from those already there."
"Why I love circular logic... Because I love circular logic!"
"If you have no regrets you're either a liar or an asshole."
"Why did the hipster never catch a fish? Because he didn't go in the mainstream"
"How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?? - hold a bingo !!"