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Joke of the Day
"Why I love circular logic... Because I love circular logic!"
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"I got pulled over for speeding So, I really don't have the patience to type this long ass joke on my phone, but my wife's a whore."
"The man who invented chicken nuggets was struggling to make hens' meat"
"how many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That's a hardware problem!"
"What do you call a boring banana? unaPEELING"
"New guy: I really like your name Me: Thanks I got it for my birthday"
"""And then we'll have the throat hole open up and a rectangle candy will drop from it. Kids will love it."" ~ Inventors of Pez dispensers."
"This party is boring. Let's make like a baby and head out."
"What did the fat cat go to prison for? Purrrjury"
"Longest English word: 'pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosi' Longest Spanish word: 'GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL'"