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Joke of the Day

"Femenist Social studies... Why did the femenist fail her social studies class? She didn't wanna learn his story...."

"I saw a refrigerator call a cab once Guess he was tired of running."

"How many tickles does it take to make laugh an octopus ? Ten tickles"

"Q: Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward? A: Because two Eds are better than one."

"What's the most awkward part of a redneck wedding? When her father and brother walk her down the isle."

"My wrists hurt every time I drive through a tunnel with passengers. The doctor diagnosed me with Carpool Tunnel."

"I heard the chief of police on the news saying ""we will never forget 9 11"" I should bloody hope so its your phone number"

"What do you call the queue to Alcatraz? Alkaline"

"What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl? A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!"

"Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway? Because there's a parrot on the shoulder."