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Joke of the Day

"Femenist Social studies... Why did the femenist fail her social studies class? She didn't wanna learn his story...."

"I met two guys named Otto and Manuel at a party... ...Manuel made me do all the talking but Otto wouldn't let me get a word in edgewise!"

"What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party? He gets the cold shoulder."

"The new jumper I bought kept picking up static electricity, so I took it back and they exchanged it for another one free of charge."

"I need some sugar. Not the stupid kind that gives you mono, but the good kind that gives you diabetes."

"What do you call a pile of cats? A Meowtain."

"Before having sex with a girl, you should always (ALWAYS) ask..."

"What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South? Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams"

"When the party host collects everyone's coats and throws them on their bed, I just stay in mine and take a nap among the jackets."

"I just saw someone eat 12 dozen custard donuts It looked like a gross meal"