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Joke of the Day
"What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy"
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"When will my dog ever get the hint that my leg ""just wants to be friends."""
"The Irish must be very rich... ...since their capital is always Dublin"
"A married couple walks into a bar."
"Next time the cashier asks me if I want ""Paper or Plastic"" I'm just gonna say, ""Doesn't matter to me, I'm bi-sacksual."""
"What do you do if the lights in a Chinese food restaurant are too bright? Dim Sum."
"""I feel like a failure, doc. I've got 5 boys and they ALL work as hotel valets"" ""Wow this is the worst case of parking sons I've ever seen!"""
"What do you call someone with spasms and bladder problems? A twitch streamer."
"Condoms are really counterproductive."
"What do you call a midget Mexican? A little Juan."