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Joke of the Day

"I just read a book on Stockholm Syndrome. The first couple of chapters were terrible, but by the end I loved it!"

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"*catches up to jogger while wearing the same outfit* good luck shaking the police off loser *sprints ahead while sirens can be heard*"
"I live in a high crime neighbourhood if you count socks with sandals."
"I'll never forget my grandpa's final words, ""stop shaking the ladder you cunt."""
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The P is silent"
"Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ? To improve his bite !"
"Flung my bra across the room and it sailed right into the drawer, if any of you are looking to start a basketball team that uses bras."
"If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet with intelligent life - lets just make patterns in their crop and leave."
"I swear to drunk im not Patrick."
"Man, the way these journalists are complaining it's like they only went to Sochi to use doorknobs and go poop."
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