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Joke of the Day
"I just had sex with a woman who was 101 years old. In binary."
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"Happy April Fools Day! April Fools it's March 31st."
"What do public toilets and homeless shelters have in common? They're both full of bums"
"""Favorite"" seems like a strong word. There should be a button that's more just ""Hey, fun Tweet. This is fun. We're having fun."""
"Did you hear about the mushroom? He was a fungi."
"A man balks in a war He is discharged for dereliction of duty and takes up drinking."
"Ace of Base and the Lords of Acid meet in a bar and neutralize each other"
"I'd love a video montage of every single time I've walked into a room and forgotten why I'm in there."
"How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark."
"One day, someone is going to hold you so tight, that all of your broken pieces fit back together."