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Joke of the Day

"My tongue was actually in the Guinness Book of World Records until the damn librarian kicked me out."

"Just pushed my cat's paperwork off his desk."

"What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle, and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire"

"Why did the sandwich shop sound terrible? It was out of tuna..."

"What moisturiser do bullfighters use? Olay."

"What do you call a Russian on a golf course? Vladimir Puttin'"

"Every chair is a reclining chair when you're drunk."

"My brother's pretty good at Russian Roulette... He's only lost once."

"How do you blind a Chinese man? lay floss over their eyes"

"It's so hot outside! I've been out here 10 minutes and I'm already wetter then Kim Kardashian at the BET Awards."