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Joke of the Day

"Man, that's a cold joke... but, Icee what you did there."

"What do gangsters put on their nachos? Glock-amole"

"I've been eating nothing but chicken for the past few days and I finally went to the bathroom. The stench was fowl."

"What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert? ""My chestnuts are roasting"""

"What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common? In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier."

"What do you call the occasionally toxic, organic substances that accumulate over the years in a hoarder's house? Horticulture."

"How do warty witches keep their hair out of place? With scare spray."

"Did you know that there are 71.9 acres of nipple tissue in the U.S.?"

"A Shout Out to all the beautiful women who don't need to dress half naked to get a man's attention. Stay classy! The rest of you, come with me."

"/r/badplumbing is leaking"