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Joke of the Day
"I have a decaffeinated coffee table Looking at it, you wouldn't know it"
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"I've been working with NASCAR on redesigning the track for more variety, but it's tough I just can't seem to get it right"
"Life is like a penis Soft and free flowing. It's the women that make it hard."
"Why did the skeleton cross the road? to get to the body shop : )"
"I've come to the conclusion that these Paul Walker jokes aren't funny... Cause I called his family and told them 5 of my BEST ones. They didn't laugh at ANY of them."
"[Asking someone out] Um...so do you want to come to my exorcism next week?"
"What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel? Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!"
"Rumor has it, some people get things accomplished without whining about it. Not my style. Interesting concept, though."
"Bet you didn't notice the the word the' has been said twice. "
"My friend tried to light a cop car on fire. He threw 99 Bananas..."