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Joke of the Day
"I have a decaffeinated coffee table Looking at it, you wouldn't know it"
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"life hack #1 never poop before work even if u are about to shit yourself on the way cuz that just means u get one more break"
"How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel? with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw."
"How do you fire a Chinese cook? Ask him to take wok."
"With me, it's not PRIDE that comes before a fall. It's half a bottle of vodka and a coffee table that I forgot existed."
"Dana White has his cock so far up Joe Rogan's ass When he farts it stutters credit /u/Blackirishman"
"How do athletes send e-mails? On the Inter-sweat."
"What is the difference between Trump supporters and everyone else? Trump supporters vote"
"PMS jokes are not funny period."
"What do you get when you suck all of the Botox out of Madonna? Betty White."