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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cannibal go to KFC? He heard it was finger licking good."
Next Joke
"What's another word for a murderer who kills old ladies? A Killergran."
"Whoever left me in charge of all this booze is going to have a lot to answer for tomorrow."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Joan of Arc Barbie ...comes with stake kindling and matches"
"You know that amazing feeling you get after kissing a woman? of course you don't."
"Why was Crassus bad at insults? He never really got the hang of Parthian shots."
"A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family."
"Life is like a box of chocolates, The good ones are always gone before I get there!"
"Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice? Just tell me ""enjoy the diarrhea"" and I'll move along."
"Remember when you were young and you used to blow bubbles? Well I heard he's out of prison and he's been looking for you..."