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Joke of the Day

"George Washington wasn't arrogant, but he did predict the $1 bill would contain his likeness. In that regard, he was on the money."

"What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike? Ethiopian."

"Why don't dogs make good dancers ? Because they have two left feet !"

"What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween? As John Cena because you can't see them."

"What's long, green and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger."

"What does a nut say when it sneezes? Cashew."

"My friend William joined the army He is uncomfortable with the phrase ""Fire at Will"""

"My boyfriend is watching Glee voluntarily and tapping his foot and smiling. That makes me a lesbian now, right?"

"I'm looking at the serving size of Laughing Cow cheese and I see why the cow is laughing."

"What's the name of that Adam Sandler's movie were he plays an immature adult?"