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Joke of the Day
"The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my house. I didn't know what to make of it."
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"[magicians backstage] don't panic guys but I think we really just sawed that woman in half"
"Drug dealing is a great occupation because if it doesn't work out, you can always tutor children in fractions."
"An Irishman walks out of a bar... Do you get it?"
"Ha ha! Clinton-Dix"
"I was standing in the elevator at work and I couldn't remember why I was mad... Then it hit me"
"How did ISIS do on their French exam? They bombed it..."
"What is E.T short for? Because he's got little legs."
"""Pornography has really damaged the way you view sex,"" exclaimed my girlfriend, ""I've had enough, I'm leaving."" I said, ""Before you go, can we fuck on the snooker table while your Grandad watches?"""
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter. All they do is complain that the lightbulb won't screw them"