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Joke of the Day

"I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back Apparently, that is an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient."

"What did the two oceans say to each other Nothing.. They waved."

"A woman stands on a boardwalk... She notices a man below looking up her dress. ""You, sir, are no gentleman!"" ""And you, lady, are no blonde!"""

"Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black."

"This guy.. igg.me/at/bustofabney Why is this a thing??"

"What do you call it when a white person robs you? Capitalism."

"What do you have if you are holding a cricket ball in each hand? A bloody big cricket."

"What's does Santa Clause and my wife have in common? They both come once every year."

"Sometimes I have a life and other times I surf YouTube videos looking for a good fight in the comments section."

"[meeting GF's mom] Wow! This must be your sister! Your baby sister! *shakes keys in front of her face* I'm overselling this, aren't I?"