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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black."

"How much hate does it take to qualify as a ""hater""? I hate tons of stuff."

"My signature move is having my phone connected for hours to a charger that's not even plugged in."

"My 7 year old told us some nut jokes. What do you call a nut on a wall? A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach? A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet? A peanut!!"

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off."

"I may have Alzheimer's but at least I don't have Alzheimer's."

"I painted my PC black hoping it would run faster but now it doesn't work at all."

"What happens to a tipped cow? They can't MOOve"

"What's sexier than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ!"

"Did you hear about the musician who couldn't even pay to be in tune? He was only a few cents off."