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Joke of the Day
"What did the two oceans say to each other Nothing.. They waved."
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"You know what I really like about you, girl? You're really down to earth. *waits for response, nothing. Goes to next tombstone* You know wha"
"A lawyer I know is a big fan of U2 He's pro Bono."
"Auto-correct is the new... Is Auto-correct the new Freudian dick? Or Is Anal-correct the new Freudian slip?"