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Joke of the Day

"A woman stands on a boardwalk... She notices a man below looking up her dress. ""You, sir, are no gentleman!"" ""And you, lady, are no blonde!"""

"Pal: On your date, go to a French restaurant. And remember! Girls love a wine connoisseur. Later... Me: we'll both have the wine connoisseur"

"Goldfish One day, baby goldfish went to ask him father : ""Dad, why do our memories only last for 3 seconds?"" ""What son?"" ""What?"""

"What's the difference between a frog and a horny toad? The frog goes ""Ribbit ribbit"" and the horny toad goes ""rub it rub it."""

"The other day I tweeted about a married black woman hitting on me #blackwivesflatter"

"How do you get milk from a witch's cat? Steal her saucer."

"Why are people at Star Wars conventions so happy? Because of the Endor-fans."

"I'm too young to be too old for everything."

"Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road? To get out of this town."

"I made a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time."