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Joke of the Day
"How do you know Princess Diana has dandruff? They found her Head and Shoulders in the glovebox."
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"update: the light went out in my fridge so i had to eat everything so it wouldn't get scared"
"What do you do after you licked the softest and sweetest puss in the world? You put it back in the crib."
"What is the term for someone that gets aroused watching Star Wars? They have a Bobba Fetish"
"What did Death say when his furniture was repossessed? There will be reapercushions."
"How many Swedes does it take to clean a men's bathroom? None because they pee sitting down."
"How many ninjas are in this room? As many as want to be!"
"Why are all female moths lesbians? They aren't attracted to moth balls."
"I hate it when kids spell ""angel"" as ""angle"" They're just trying to be edgy."
"What do you call an overweight ET ? An extra cholesterol !"