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Joke of the Day

"I hate it when kids spell ""angel"" as ""angle"" They're just trying to be edgy."

"Did you hear about the Guitar Player who got arrested last week? He was caught fingering A minor."

"A feminist claims that she is independent enough to pay for her own bills And then she complains when her boyfriend doesn't pay for dinner"

"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie? [x-post from r/gratefuldead ] Because he was too far out man!"

"There are 10 types of people in this world.... Those who understand Binary numbers, and those who don't."

"He died doing what he loved. He didn't know she was married."

"Congratulations to Mumford & Sons for winning six ""Golden Banjos"" at the 2012 Boring Awards!!!"

"I am still at a loss over Hillary Clinton's defeat and I emailed my consolations to her, but never got a response Do I need to call FBI to look into it"

"Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out? Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**"

"When I was a kid, I was told ""If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all."" For the first seven years of my life everyone thought I was a deaf-mute."