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Joke of the Day
"Why don't bears wear socks? They have bear feet"
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"A bikini is an outfit where 90% of a woman's body is exposed. The amazing fact is that men are so decent, they only look at the 10% that isn't."
"So a seal Walks into a club.. *Rim shot*"
"Anyone who says ""Let's all put our phones down and talk with each other,"" is just running out of battery and needs a charge."
"TIL the excuse the US Marine used in May 1943 after accidentally friendly fire'ing a British U-boat. Woops, wrong sub."
"A1 Use this punchline to create a weird, funny tone... ""Listen, we need to sit down and have a long, hard, and possibly phallic conversation."""
"What do you call a famous Internet pirate? Blackneckbeard."
"Michael J Fox SMH"
"What is a Polish person's favorite weapon? A Warsaw..."
"Why are there no nice cars in heaven? Because abortions float."