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Joke of the Day

"Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music? Because he was de-composing."

"The only thing wrong with Bill Cosby was pudding. Pudding his dick where it didn't belong."

"I would NOT want to have to pay Carly Rae Jepsen's phone bill."

"Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers!"

"Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia? They've got to get their 72 virgins *somewhere*"

"Good kid joke. Lame adult joke. Knock knock. Who's there? Salad. Salad who? It's the salad! Lettuce in!"

"My car's check engine light turned on, so I checked it. Yep, still there! Moving on."

"What do you call a frisbee that's more than a friend? Frisbae"

"How did the farmer deal with the stubborn sheep's wool? With shear willpower"

"What would you call a very funny mountain? Hill Arious!"