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Joke of the Day

"Why is owning a Prius difficult? It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time."

"Feeling extremely smug after being the best at pulling over to let an ambulance pass"

"What do you call a black and white bird that can't win, nor fly. A peng-lose."

"Turn that baby's cry into a jazzy tune by putting a harmonica in it's mouth"

"If 666 is evil Does that mean that 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil?"

"""weed is a gateway drug"" ""to what? the fridge? Hahaha"" *loses car, house, wife, and job because of fridge addiction*"

"Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit? It was an inn-grown hare!"

"What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis."

"Last weekend, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie tied the knot in a small intimiate ceremony attended by 20 of their closest children."

"I figured it out. Renee Zellweger is stuck in the longest oncoming sneeze of all time."