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Joke of the Day

"1) Find and catch a rabbit 2) Go to restaurant 3) Complain about a hare in your meal 4) Enjoy free meal plus adorable household pet"

"Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water? A: Just spell ""Evian"" backwards!"

"I see you as a glass half full you need me to fill you up"

"Robert Downey Jr. went on a trip to the Virgin Islands Now it's just called "" The Islands."""

"To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office Just know that I will find you. You have my Word."

"Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing? Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper."

"What do you do when you see a space man? You park the car, *man*."

"What did the Jamaican say when he lost the smelliest feet contest? DEFEAT STINKS!"

"From my 7yo: ""Why did the moon marry the sun?"" Because the sun is hott."

"I used to be addicted to soap... It's okay I'm clean now."