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Joke of the Day

"A fun thing to yell at a magic show is ""BURN HIM, HE'S A WITCH"""

"I was going to go check out r/TwoX..... but it's just a bunch of pussies there"

"Sister posted on FB: pray for me, I have a test tomorrow. My comment: it's cheating if Jesus helps you. Solidifying my black sheep status"

"What do you call a person who fights fire? Firefighter."

"I've gone from agony to ecstasy in this last week. Hopefully, by the end of this month... ...I'll be done reading this dictionary."

"My hateful coworkers discovered that I eat my lunch in the air ducts and now they've taken to smacking the air ducts with a broom."

"How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ? Acceptable"

"My dad wanted to name me, ""Rusty,"" if I was a boy. Thank you, X chromosomes."

"Why does China have such a large population??? Because their condoms were Made in China."

"I tell all my ex girlfriends I just want them to be happy (happy was a golden retriever I saw get hit by a train in 1997)"