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Joke of the Day
"Why was the photographer arested? Indecent exposure."
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"What do you call a cold hotdog? A cold-dog"
"My computer is a nympho at night Because any little touch turns it on"
"[Eating unhealthy potato at restaurant] Cop: You're under arrest. Me: What's the charge? [Lowers sunglasses] Cop: a salt and buttery."
"I just dropped my iPhone in liquor, and now Siri is slurring her words, won't stop talking, stumbling and trying to have sex with me."
"Judging by the mess in the living room. Babies don't bounce."
"If two gangsta vegetarians are arguing... Is it still considered beef?"
"Did you hear that the Energizer Bunny got arrested? He was charged with assault and battery."
"Whats the worst part about a threesome? Watching your parents fuck"
"Did you hear about the overweight prison escapee? They say he really let himself go."