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Joke of the Day

"A very wealthy man from Britain has purchased the Bates Motel.... Now it is Master Bates Motel.. I haven't had my coffee yet, this is the best I got"

"Your Ex is like spilt milk. If you put newspaper over them its like the mistake never happened."

"Whenever my children question my knowledge on any subject, I just remind them that their mother is older than the Internet."

"International Women's Day That's the joke"

"Junk is something that you've kept for years & throw away 3 weeks before you need it."

"Why do girls always walk around in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even."

"Where do poor meatballs live? In the spaghetto. Kudos to my friend who came up with this."

"The check engine light could be more specific...is it 'holy shit stop the car right now' or 'proceed with caution for the next 6000 miles'?"

"What can you hunt for in the wild as well as in your wallet A couple bucks"

"Girlfriend said she went to the doctor. He said she couldn't have sex. I asked, ""what did your dentist say?"""