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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if you see a spaceman? Park in it, Man."
Next Joke
"In our football match today the opposition hit the bar three times in the first half. I know we're not very good but they could have at least waited until the end to celebrate."
"Paddy's firework party was a complete disaster. ""I don't understand it!"" He said. ""They all worked fine when I tried them yesterday,"""
"Parts of a worm: 1) Worm"
"How do you catch a refrigerator? Well then you better go catch it! Hahaaa"
"A hooker is a lot like a Christmas gift... It's fun to unwrap, but you never know what you're gonna get."
"I'm not sexist... Because that's wrong and being wrong is for women..."
"I decided to write a joke about procrastination"
"I choose what country to visit each year by the shape of the first chicken nugget I eat."
"Cancer cures smoking."