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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh! ... I'll show my way out"

"You'd be surprised at all the discounts you get when you come in swinging a sword!"

"When I see a self-help book at a secondhand store, I wonder...does that mean it worked, or it is bullshit?"

"If Trump deports all the Mexicans Who's going to build the wall?"

"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? To avoid being confused with feminists."

"What animal runs around happily with 5 legs? A pit bull in a kindergarten"

"Every Canadian child goes to sleep with a plush toy of the current Prime Minister to keep them safe. Justin Trudeau was elected because Stephen Harper was scaring the children."

"What does a diabetic elf need? Tinselin"

"Scientists have successfully grown vocal chords in a petri dish The results speak for themselves."

"Other Trump supporters might be racist, but I'm not. My girlfriend's black. But only the area around her eyes where I punch her."