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Joke of the Day

"I told the barber, ""a little off the top."" So he gave me a circumcision."

"I have a joke about unemployed people But it won't work."

"What do you call a spider that's had a sex change? A trantula."

"I am not racist, I love black people. In fact, I love them so much that I think we should all have our own."

"My friend said to me ""people do not change"" I told him to empty his pockets."

"Why can't Trump be compared to vegetables in jokes? Because even artichokes have a heart."

"Santorum pulls out after repeatedly coming in number two"

"This is a motherfucking website. http://motherfuckingwebsite.com/"

"What is a mosquito's favourite sport ? Skin-diving !"

"What does the letter K have in common with my cousins They are ok by themselves, but they get pretty racist when there are three of them together"