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Joke of the Day
"What did Tommy Wiseau say when he got an A on his final? Oh, hi Marks!"
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"I like my men like I like my coffee... I don't like coffee."
"Why do Russians always wear track suits? Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks"
"How do you make a 6 year old cry twice? Wipe your bloody dick off with her teddy bear."
"Dark humor is like a child with cancer... It never gets old"
"I like my women like I like my _____ (Fill in the blank)."
"How do you tell an astronaut where they're going? Straight up."
"A group of feminists deciede to have a picnic... But nobody made any sandwhiches"
"What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear? White Vans. I'll be here all week."
"In the beginning, people laughed at my penguin army. No one's laughing now. I'm receiving treatment and everyone's been really supportive."