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Joke of the Day
"Fast and the Furious just announced a new movie called Faster And Furiouser 3.1: You Get the Drift"
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"I'm pretty sure my electrician supports LGBT rights. Just the other day I heard him talking about his transister."
"The bible says any man who lies with a man should be taken out and stoned, so I took all my gay friends out and got them wasted."
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